DISCLAIMER:

If you are a fan of the pokemon
Bedoof, then please beware of the rant about it ahead.
I also have to advize that Sabbaru has also had TOO MUCH Diet Pepsi ( a count of 6 today and counting) and that the caffine has gotten to her.
so, if its just random annoying crap, then she's sorry and she will return to what can be considered 'normal' in
terms of her.
the following rant is rated R for
cursing
saying that things are drug related in a joking matter
a LOT of mispellings
AND
last but not least, being pure random
and for ranting about a game and having no life
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well, pokemon pearl....
is...





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lets drag this out more. (:
so hows the weather today?
Learn anything new today?
Why am I asking so many questions?
....
at this part, we should have elevator music playing shouldnt we?
-shot-

okay, im done draging it out~

.............
NO IM NOT.
-shot-

okay really, im done draging it out~

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AWESOME.
omg.
okay, like the 3-D graphic are nice, the animation is good and even the music has a bit of character.
and the gyms are actually tough, and I like how they make you think on how to get to the gym leader. :3
_{even though the snowpoint gym was the one gym puzzle that I had a bit of trouble with...}
But anyways, I now shall rant about the bad sides...
....
-______-

The game cheats.
NO.
DONT SAY A WORD.
LET ME FINNISH.
okay, like, im at the elite four, no?
and im like: " OKAY! SINCE THE FIRST USER IS A BUG TYPE, I GOTTA USE A FIRE TYPE!!! YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEY!!! <3333"
....
too easy.
but my god, he loves his full restores...

so, I beat him. -happy music-
and then I go off to the second user, Bertha..
...
she has one pokemon that I H.A.T.E.
okay, like her prized,top leveled, son of a bitch Pokemon, hipp~ I dont rememeber the name of it and I would look it up but Bulbpieda is being a BLEHBLEHBLEH.
Luckly, I had my Garchomp out so the sandstorm wouldnt effect it and at least it got it down but, omg...
when her Hippblehblehbleh used its earthquake move.... it toke down not just my only water pokemon _{witch hates me btw} and I almost lost. D:
BUT
SABBARU WAS SMART AND ACTUALLY DESIDED TO SPEND THE LITTLE MONEY I HAD (witch is~ -turns on DS- uh, 649985 pokedollars...) AND
I GOT A SHIT LOAD OF REVIVES, HYPER POTIONS, AND EVERTHING ELSE.
and I got my pokemon revived after that. :3
....
but, the next person.... omg..
Flint....
...
his qoute at the begining made me confused..
he's like, OMG CHAR! 8D! I HAVE BEEN COUNTING ON MY FINGERS WAITING FOR YOU!!!
<3
and im staring at the DS going:
..... I hope Volkner is only using him for money purposes because I wonder why everybody is scared of Volkner.
but, that's a rant for later.
BUT ANYWAYS.
it kinda confused me because you dont have over 364 fingers!! D:<
HOW CAN YOU COUNT DAYS ON YOUR FUCKING FINGERS?!!?
_{and yes, I know it was a figure of speech}
Flint, he maybe a good trainer, but seriouslly.
when he pulled out his Lopunny, I just sat there and stared at it.
...
now, I think its a cute pokemon but the firrst thing that crossed my mind with it being with Flint was
"...Flint, you whorebag. D:<"
because everytime I see it, I think of the restrant Hooters for some STRANGE reason and some of you know I have a very dirty mind from there. DXXX
-cries into pillow-
but anyways.
onwards to the one thing...
the top two things that pisses me off at this current moment.

...
Bedoofs.
and Bronzong.
omg
okay, Bedoof im going to rant about later but
...
Bronzong..
I just want to throw a random hammer at it and see if it will ring like a bell.
and also, Lucian's Bronzong and Alakazam are on stariods...
okay, I get my Garchomp out (since it knows a dark move) and it doesnt matter if I use it over and over again...
they
just
wont
DIE.
OMG
AND WHEN I DID KILL THEM
I REMEMBERED I STILL HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT BITCH CYNITHA.
JDSFKLFAHJLFKADS

NOW.
I HAVE A THEORY THAT CYNITHA USES ACTION FUCKING REPLAY FOR HER GARCHOMP.
jafdlkhfajkflkja
I only have to see, only two more pokemon to get my national dex and she has them. ):<
so, this is what happenes
she gets out her Spiritomb,
a bitch to fight, but I just have to see her Milotic. (:
...
you want to know what she sends out next?
...
her fucking Garchomp.
...
I was pissed.
and her Garchomp doesnt only use action replay, its on stariods...
no wonder they keep Aaron there, im sure he's the one growing the shit!! D:<
KLADFJSLJHFDKJL
-kickkickkickkick-
-sigh-
....
now.
if your eyes arent already burning from staring at the computer screen for to long,
lets talk about fucking Bedoof.
...
now, Bedoof, its a good HM slave. (:
BUT
its annoying as hell. >:C

ITS LEIK.
YOUR WALKING AND YOUR WALKING
AND BOOM.
pokemon battle and your leik:
" OH BOY. ITS GOING TO A POKEMON THAT I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO CATCH"
then...
you find out, its a fucking Bedoof.

FUCKING BEDOOF.
YOU WERE SUPPOST TO BE A POKEMON I WANTED!!
AARRRRAJKLDFHAJSKFDSLFJSDKHLKDAHLSNFCDAJLSFD
at this point, you just want to kick it.
then it does it little hop. its like, RAWR. I HOPPED UP SO YOU CAN THINK THAT IM GOING TO KILL YOU!! D8<
AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON ITS EVOLUTION.
all im going to say is that its on speed and I have a urge to go and poke its belly.

now, lets rant about Volkner. <3
....
people say he's depressed because of the lack of battles and stuff.
BUT.
WE ALL KNOW THAT ITS ALL FLINTS FAULT.

If I was 'friends' with that ball of red fuzz, then I dont blame anybody for not wanting to go to my gym!
NO.
Flint will run up to you and go: '' hey~ go battle my best friend because he's a emo kid!
and im sure it scares everybody away!
ITS ALL FLINTS FAULT. >
NOT TO MENTAIN THAT HE HAS ALL THIS PRIZE MONEY FROM THE ELITE FOUR AND HE DOESNT LET VOLKNER USE ANY OF IT.
no wonder Volkner doesnt have a floor. ):<
-kicks Flint-

....
okay.
I think im done.

so.
all in all.
its a epic win. d^^b
noaw...
I shall go and bug coco for pokemon platium. >3
-runs off to go rape and spam her page-